Everything I Know...

...am I allowed to wear a dress made from the Australian flag on Australia Day or would that be blatantly "Aussie" (read: racist against non-whites)?

I'm proud of my flag and am in no way racist or -ist in any way (ok, maybe I'm -ist against bad budgeters - but that's my job) so can I enjoy Australia Day draped in the flag that I grew up believing in or should I be ashamed? The images of the troublemakers wearing the flag like a superman cape and shouting racist slurs have tainted the experience for me...

Maybe green stretch fabric with yellow marabou feather trim is the way to go - oooohhhhh yeah! Green and gold baby, green and gold!