Everything I Know...

Boy breaks up with girl. Girl is devastated. Girl moves herself into a new apartment. Girl cries herself to sleep for a week. Then all of a sudden Girl feels better - liberated. Two more weeks pass and Girl is feeling better than ever. Single for the first time since the age of 16, she is keen to meet many boys and kiss them all. Then out of nowhere Girl meets Man. Man is oh-so-sexy and super intelligent and best of all thinks Girl is a goddess. Girl pretty much freaks out about feeling something for someone so soon, but is soon convinced by Man that it's a pretty damn good idea. Girl and Man seem to make sense.

Girl is happy happy happy!!